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Why are hot teachers allowed supervise exams?

This is something I noticed last week when sitting my exams. Obviously there’s teachers supervising us. Then you get the one or two hot female teachers in the school supervising. In an exam hall of teenagers just bursting with hormones, this is not advised.

You hear the familiar sound of her high heels walking up the hall. Oh yeeaaah. That heavenly clip-clop mimicking the rhythmic beat of my heart.

At this point you go into some sort of Scrubs style fantasy, just like in this video.

You have to look up as she reaches your desk and begins conversing with some old hack of a colleague. The sun shines through the window highlighting the radiance of her ravishly refined body. And then, shite. Five minutes to finish this essay.

You bitch.

Also, I wonder if anyone else finds that they get ridiculous songs stuck in their head during exams. I was doing my english paper and in my head I was singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. I mean, could there be a more ridiculous and innappropriate (on many levels) song to get into your head during an exam?

We just a-wanna, we just a-wanna-ah-ah-aaah…

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Posted on 1 March '08 by Mark, under Education.

10 Comments to “Why are hot teachers allowed supervise exams?”

#1 Posted by William Montanaro (01.03.08 at 18:58 )

hilarious post mate!

#2 Posted by Xhristy (04.03.08 at 22:26 )

Trust me I know the feeling.
My french teacher should not supervise exams.
I’m pretty sure I failed business cos I was staring at her half the exam

#3 Posted by suzanne (15.05.08 at 14:11 )

Why are hot teachers allowed supervise exams?
In reply, perhaps, if you wish to have any chance of passing your english exams, you should re address your grammer thus;
“Why, are hot teachers not allowed to supervise our/the exams?”

#4 Posted by Mark (15.05.08 at 14:43 )

The above commenter lost all credibility by misspelling the word “grammar”. I’m quite a pedant myself at times but that ^ is simply ridiculous, not to mention the fact that her correction is incorrect. Where’d you get that comma and “not” from? Or are you completely misunderstanding the point?
This is the only time (as far as I remember) that I have been slightly rude in a reply to a comment on here but I feel it’s quite deserved, since I’m actually a top student in English and this “suggestion” was put across quite rudely. If someone wishes (dares) to correct my grammar, please, for God’s sake, be correct, and don’t have glaring errors in your response. Also, do so politely. In that case I’d be grateful.

#5 Posted by john (11.06.08 at 17:58 )

ye i have had this feeling several times. a couple of my teachers have nice big asses and wear tight trousers. when they walk past while invidulating i cant help but stare.

#6 Posted by Ev [: (12.06.08 at 15:40 )

well mark darling, i finally looked at this website of yours. our superviser is well hot, which isn’t distracting, she’s very calming actually.

#7 Posted by русскаяbitch (14.07.08 at 17:02 )

Cool website, well done!
My supervisor for the leaving was a middle aged man so i wouldn’t know the feeling, but I always get stupid songs in my head, several at the same time, wonderful that, feel like shooting yourself!

#8 Posted by Natalie (30.07.08 at 15:53 )

I absolutely love your posts!!!! Hilarious! Ive only just come across your page and im actually hooked on reading everything else you’ve wrote.

#9 Posted by ciara (07.09.08 at 10:43 )

Re-reading that post for the 3rd or 4th time, it just gets funnier and funnier :D

#10 Posted by Maddie (26.12.08 at 11:17 )

Hilarious post, like the use of Scrubs too (not used enough in blogging I’m sure lol).
I can’t agree though, the invigilators at my last exam consisted of a 70 year old extremely camp man, a dwarf and a teacher with a walking stick, so all you could hear was hobbling across the floor.