Who Am I Voting For?

Local elections are tomorrow.

I’ve narrowed it down to three for my area :

Option 1 :

Fianna Fáil candidate, Shaheen Ahmed. Friendly looking face on the chap.

Option 2 :

Fianna Gael candidate, Derek Keating. Good fella. Set up the local skate park, so he’s down with the kids innit.

And finally, option 3 :

Look at her with her red lipstick and seductive smirk. Red suit. Red for the fiery passion she is no doubt fuelled by. This saucy little minx is Caitriona Jones, of Labour.

I’ll give ‘er some bleedin’ labour, wha?

G’wan love.

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