Nosey Bastard

A rather unfortunate incident the other day.

There I am, heading into college to do some studying for my exams. The bus came and I sauntered on, and went upstairs to sit down.

I found a free seat, behind some middle aged woman. Threw my school bag onto the seat first, then plonked myself down. I was wearing a zipped up jumper which I then chose to remove, as it was suprisingly hot on the bus. Also, I felt it was only right and proper to show a bit of forearm, for the ladies y’know?

So I lean forward to slip the jumper off, and was like this for a few seconds, shrugging it off. The lady in front of me sort of glanced behind at me, and it was only then I was aware of our proximity, and it seemed as if I was looking in over her shoulder.

No big deal, right?

She was writing in her diary at the time.

For fuck’s sake. What are the odds?

I am a bus diary snooper. Beware.

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