Boards.ie hilarity
I’ve decided to place any funny quotes I hear or see up here every so often.
Boards.ie is a place you’ll frequently find some hilarious threads and responses, with genuinely intelligent jokes being made. Today I read a damn good one that shouldn’t go unappreciated. The thread was in After Hours, asking the men if they’ve ever been caught letting off some “knuckle children”. You can find the full thread here
Now off all the funny replies, this one wins it for sheer unexpectedness. The guy gets your hopes up, waiting for a great story, then it just turns around hilariously ;
“I did once yeah. Man it was fucking embarrasing! 
Not soemthing i ever want toh appen again! I came home early from school, was about 16 or so. Noone was at home, the ma was at work, so was the da. I was walkin past my sisters bedroom, the door was open and saw a pair of her knickers on her bed, kind of a thong/frilly thing. Being a horny 16yr old i couldnt help myself, i was intruigued, so i took them into my room, started whacking off with them wrapped around the old todger, i got a bit carried away and sadly didnt notice that a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood, i got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said ‘you’re moving with you’re auntie and uncle in bel aire!’, i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said ‘FRESH’ and it had dice in the mirror, if anything i could say that this cab was rare, but i thought nah forget it, yo home to bel aire! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie, yo home, smell you later! Looked at my kingdom i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel aire.”
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August 31st, 2007 at 10:11 am
Ahhhhhahaha that’s fecking hilarious!